Somewhat pilfered from here:
Q: Who's the only person who can beat Tiger with a golf club?
A: His Wife.
Q: What was Tiger's shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open?
A: When he pulled out of his driveway early on a friday morning last month right after his wife found out about his shenanigans.
Q: What's' the only time Tiger has ever failed to drive 300 yards?
Q: Why did Tiger crash into both a tree and a fire hydrant?
A: He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
Q: Why did Gillette drop his advertising contract?
A: Tiger admitted that car crash was the closest shave he'd ever had.
Q: What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
A: He’d gone clubbing
Q: What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Q: What did Tiger shoot with his Automobile collection on that same early Friday morning?
A: A hole in one.
And, last one: What religions should Tiger A) give up, and B) convert to, in order to be able to recover as a person? Don't know? Click here.
Bonus question: What does the word "proselytize" mean?