CROWLEY GATE IV:...and Now Post Incident Cerveza is Involved?

[Note: CROWLEY-GATE(S) I is here. CROWLEY-GATES(S) II is here. CROWLEY-GATE(S) III is here.]]

And now Crowley is suggesting, and the President is contemplating, having him (and Gates) at the White House for a beer?

We have a note for the President. Have one or two of us from Donkasaurus over for a beer. It will be more entertaining, and probably more helpful. (Note to White House: You do have Guinness, right?)

And, also, Mr. President, can you get those d*** reporters off our lawn? Sergeant Crowley, the President most assuredly feels your pain, on that one.